“I lost my head, and then he gave me head, and I’m really really sorry for being a slut, okay?”
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“I lost my head, and then he gave me head, and I’m really really sorry for being a slut, okay?”
(Source: disturbeddepressedgirl)
Me too dude.
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Cook has swag
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Had BeerSmoked an entire cigaretteDone drugs.Write on a bathroom wall.- Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.Used Twitter.Listened to Lady GagaBeen in a car accident.Gotten suspended.- Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.Had a dog.Had a cat.- Been pregnant.
Camped outSwam in the ocean.- Wore a bikini.
Driven a carBeen to the principal.Ever liked someone.Failed a class.Failed a test.- Went to summer school.
Got worse than a DGot A’s, A’s and B’s.Read an entire book.Recorded my own music.Had an xbox.- Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
- Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.Hated someone.Been cheated on.Cheated on someone.Practiced Christianity.Worn makeup.Lied to my parents about where I was going.Had surgery.Had my license.- Been to college.
- Graduated high school. (different in UK)
Attempted suicide.Self harmed.- Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.Broken someone’s heart.Had my heart broken.Cried for an hour straight.Lost something very valuable.Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.Broken a bone.Gotten stung by a beeEaten something bad/expired.- Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.Danced with someone of the opposite sex.Owned an ipod.- Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.Stole a friend’s significant other.Went far away from home for more than a week.Moved out.Ran away.Had food poisoning.Had a job.- Been fired.
Lied to a friend.Lied to a family member.Had a Facebook.Posted a video on Youtube.- Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.- Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.Been skinny dipping.- Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.- Ate rabbit meat.
- Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.Been to Church.Been to Canada.Been married.Had a divorce.Broke a glass.Hugged someone today.Texted someone today.- Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.Ignored a text from someone on purpose.Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.Wish you were somebody else.Kissed someone
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